McCain Cancels Waffle House Speech Due to Syrup Spill

GOP Presidential candidate John McCain, fresh off his triumphant speech at the Sausage Haus has been forced to cancel a planned rally at a Scranton, PA Waffle House due to a syrup spill.

The McCain campaign scrambled to replace the event, claiming it was only rumored to begin with.  Instead, perhaps as a counter to opponent Barrack Obama's European tour, they have chosen to have McCain speak over the loudspeaker at a Zanesville, OH International House of Pancakes.  "It says it right there in the name," a McCain spokesperson said, "International".

McCain plans to be at the IHOP between 2pm and 4pm, so as to allow campaign staff to catch the early bird special.  

UPDATE:  Yes, there is a Waffle House in Scranton.